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Hello. I am Vilde, welcome to my tumblr. I love Britain and Japan, as well as lots and lots of random things that might pop up here and there. Films are also an interest of mine, so excuse me for spamming with things from the films that currently interest me. Hohoh.

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inritum:

reblog and make a wish!this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

inritum:

reblog and make a wish!


this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)


posted 2 days ago on 21/4/2014 + rollingbarrelinritum)
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tags:
#the worst
#book
#typos

thebreadgod:

Finding a typo in a book

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posted 2 days ago on 21/4/2014 + rullekakethebreadgod)
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tags:
#nintendo
#ilu

"

The Game Cube can be hit with a sledgehammer and work just fine. The Nintendo DS was specifically designed to be able to survive a 1.5 meter (five foot) drop onto solid concrete without breaking, and one of the company’s bigwigs wouldn’t let it go past the design phase until the design team could guarantee it could survive the drop at least 10 times. In fact, Nintendo products have such a reputation for being impossible to break through normal means that they spawned the term “Nintendium”—an all-purpose phrase given to pieces of technology that survive extreme punishment. For example, take the Gulf War Game Boy, an original Game Boy console that survived having a freaking bomb dropped on it.

Nintendo never advertises their products as being durable, they don’t brag about their Game Boys being bomb-proof or their consoles being tough enough to survive being hit by a car. They just expect their customers to be human and include features to prepare for that humanity. While other companies decide that they’re nice by including a cover to protect the screen of the $600 phone you just bought in case you drop it, Nintendo just builds a device that can survive being dropped in the first place and doesn’t make a big deal about it. Because that’s how a real company does business.

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10 Toys That Are Replacing Cutting-Edge Technology (via strandedonthemainland)

I dropped my 3DS down a flight of concrete stairs and it just got a little scratched on the corners.

(via digitallyimpaired)


posted 2 days ago on 21/4/2014 + iandsharmanstrandedonthemainland)

virtuallysmutstuck:

Please take a moment to imagine Death the Kid trying to play Tetris.


posted 2 days ago on 21/4/2014 + nikaalexandrafuckinhomestucknerd)
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tags:
#omg yes
zipperchan:

how to cover dark circles

zipperchan:

how to cover dark circles


posted 4 days ago on 19/4/2014 + sillywondersgypsylolita)
tessabenz:

It’s that time of the month for me; when every girl says “fuck calories”🍕👊😤👏💋💯 #papamurphys #papasallmeat #fuckcalories #surfingthecrimsonwave

tessabenz:

It’s that time of the month for me; when every girl says “fuck calories”🍕👊😤👏💋💯 #papamurphys #papasallmeat #fuckcalories #surfingthecrimsonwave


posted 1 week ago on 13/4/2014 + pizzapiepizzatessabenz)
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tags:
#chopstickpro
#japan
#pizza
This is how you eat pizza in Japan, kids. #japan #pizza #chopstickpro

This is how you eat pizza in Japan, kids. #japan #pizza #chopstickpro


posted 1 week ago on 13/4/2014 +
Jeg kjøpte en boks med kissmint og det var en føkkings bunke med post-it lapper oppi fffff 
Edit: jeg fikk vite at det var til å putte tyggisen i, da. Det er egentlig ganske lurt.

Jeg kjøpte en boks med kissmint og det var en føkkings bunke med post-it lapper oppi fffff Edit: jeg fikk vite at det var til å putte tyggisen i, da. Det er egentlig ganske lurt.


posted 1 week ago on 13/4/2014 +
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"Hi"

asker: Anonymous

Hi therrrr


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chat-bleu:

kneel-to-your-king:

your-favorite-merc:


so just found this. thought I’d leave it here. you’re welcome
My king




Avenger Fandom RULE #1:  Reblog your Fandom’s CREATOR.

MARVEL FANS, BOW BEFORE YOUR KING.

THE ALL-FATHER.

And he’d be a better father than Odin.

All hail the All-Father. We tremble before his magnificence. 



//omg this is hysterical

The one who created everything !

chat-bleu:

kneel-to-your-king:

your-favorite-merc:

so just found this. thought I’d leave it here. you’re welcome

My king

Avenger Fandom RULE #1:  Reblog your Fandom’s CREATOR.

MARVEL FANS, BOW BEFORE YOUR KING.

THE ALL-FATHER.

And he’d be a better father than Odin.

All hail the All-Father. We tremble before his magnificence. 

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//omg this is hysterical

The one who created everything !


posted 2 weeks ago on 7/4/2014 + sosnobithurtsmjolnirs-song)

posted 2 weeks ago on 6/4/2014 + rickoconnellstardis221b)
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houseofalexzander:

I found this picture of me last summer at the beach I wanted to share. It is meaningful to me because for the first time ever, I ventured out to somewhere I had never been, without the fear of being judged. When I say that, it doesn’t mean that people were not judgmental towards me for my appearance, but more so that I did not care.
The fear of being judged, being seen as a second class citizen or never fitting in is what keeps most people from expressing their true selves.
But why? Why do people judge?
I was thinking about this because of the intense discussion I had tonight. The discussion backfired because I was trying to understand the difference between bisexuality and pansexuality. Everyone seemed to have a different answer, and became frustrated at another persons response or how I responded to it.
It was then that I realized something.
Labels, no matter if they are pertaining to gender, sexuality or whatever are used to understand someone you actually know nothing about.
Think about that.
I can say that I am gender variant and label myself with this and that, but I have realized that at the end of the day, people that I inspire are not inspired because I am gender fluid or gender variant or gender whatever. People don’t look up to me because of the way I understand bisexuality or pansexuality.  No.
I inspire people by being myself, because being yourself is something many people struggle to do. But wait. Why is this?
Is it because people are trying to understand themselves through labels? Is it because they are trying to find where they fit into the technical and political hoopla of what means what and who stand for this and….. yeah. It is confusing.
I want to understand, I want to be educated and knowledgeable because I myself, have been a victim of bigotry. But to some degree, I have to figure things out for myself. I can not be told that one way is the right way because it might not be the way FOR ME. I can not let one persons opinion or knowledge influence my whole life and where I fit into this world. I must discover some things for myself to fully understand them.
No one could have told me what might happen by walking out onto a public beach expressing myself in an “unusual/nonconforming” way.  But because I did, because I let go of caring about what other people think, because I let go of not being able to fit into everyone’s own idea of what or who I should be, because I was not concerned about who I might offend or who I might upset, because I let go of fitting into any LABEL that society expects me to uphold…. I was able to be myself.
No one person is going to have the same understanding as another, and that goes for sexual orientation, gender identity or anything else you could possibly label. Don’t be so quick to judge someone who doesn’t have the same understanding as you.
-Elliott Alexzander

houseofalexzander:

I found this picture of me last summer at the beach I wanted to share. It is meaningful to me because for the first time ever, I ventured out to somewhere I had never been, without the fear of being judged. When I say that, it doesn’t mean that people were not judgmental towards me for my appearance, but more so that I did not care.

The fear of being judged, being seen as a second class citizen or never fitting in is what keeps most people from expressing their true selves.

But why? Why do people judge?

I was thinking about this because of the intense discussion I had tonight. The discussion backfired because I was trying to understand the difference between bisexuality and pansexuality. Everyone seemed to have a different answer, and became frustrated at another persons response or how I responded to it.

It was then that I realized something.

Labels, no matter if they are pertaining to gender, sexuality or whatever are used to understand someone you actually know nothing about.

Think about that.

I can say that I am gender variant and label myself with this and that, but I have realized that at the end of the day, people that I inspire are not inspired because I am gender fluid or gender variant or gender whatever. People don’t look up to me because of the way I understand bisexuality or pansexuality.
No.

I inspire people by being myself, because being yourself is something many people struggle to do. But wait. Why is this?

Is it because people are trying to understand themselves through labels? Is it because they are trying to find where they fit into the technical and political hoopla of what means what and who stand for this and….. yeah. It is confusing.

I want to understand, I want to be educated and knowledgeable because I myself, have been a victim of bigotry. But to some degree, I have to figure things out for myself. I can not be told that one way is the right way because it might not be the way FOR ME. I can not let one persons opinion or knowledge influence my whole life and where I fit into this world. I must discover some things for myself to fully understand them.

No one could have told me what might happen by walking out onto a public beach expressing myself in an “unusual/nonconforming” way.
But because I did, because I let go of caring about what other people think, because I let go of not being able to fit into everyone’s own idea of what or who I should be, because I was not concerned about who I might offend or who I might upset, because I let go of fitting into any LABEL that society expects me to uphold…. I was able to be myself.

No one person is going to have the same understanding as another, and that goes for sexual orientation, gender identity or anything else you could possibly label. Don’t be so quick to judge someone who doesn’t have the same understanding as you.

-Elliott Alexzander


posted 2 weeks ago on 6/4/2014 + houseofalexzander

houseofalexzander:

Lustrous.

A man in the grocery store line today approached me and said, “Sir, when I first saw you I was extremely attracted to you, but then I noticed that you are a boy. How… I mean, why do you dress so provocatively?”

I responded, “Well, in today’s world the majority of the straight male race view women as objects, or something that belongs to them. I dress provocatively because it attracts the attention of men in a sexual and OBJECTIVE way. However, when realized that I am actually male, they often become confused, disgusted, upset or all of the above. By inflicting this minor emotional damaged upon the ego of a man raised by twisted societal gender norms, maybe, just maybe the individual will think twice before viewing another woman with an objective attitude and sense of belonging. No woman, belongs to ANYONE. Male or female, the equality of human beings needs to be a priority. It is something worth dressing up for.”

I AM NOT KIDDING. The woman behind me, the female cashier, the old lady bagging groceries and the woman in front of me who was talking on the phone STOPPED, …. and proceeded to gasp and clap. The man shook my hand, told me to have a blessed day and then said, “excuse me ladies, I need to visit my daughter.”

…. I was shaking by the time I walked out of the store.

- Elliott Alexzander


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karcutiepatootie:

don’t do that

karcutiepatootie:

don’t do that


posted 2 weeks ago on 6/4/2014 + felchingqueenshinymaggyo)

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Kumail Nanjiani


posted 2 weeks ago on 6/4/2014 + therorasaurusstand-up-comic-gifs)